I just had water. Tony was embarrassed of my hat. The waitress right away told me she liked it. I stated how Tony felt about my hat and she started laughing. I was like like when you leave right now he's gonna say that you're just saying it cause you want a tip. It was hella funny cause I didn't order anything so we kept trying to come up with shit like how I was only gonna eat the scraps cause Tony said I could only drink water and eat crumbs haha

"She used to hella hate me like she would beat the shit out of me for answering the phone and I'd be like wtf I just ran over here to get it for you and now you're hitting me with your cane"

Who does that lmao puts ketchup right on the potatoes

I made him pinkie promise me about the story about my mom and her lugie