We would've had more fun

Just us two  

August 26, 2016

VBC

Visalia, CA

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She hella has a crush on me

She hella has a crush on me

But what can I say everyone does

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Pretty sure this was before that dude spilled the beer that Maritza had bought for me but then that dude started drinking it so his friend took it upon himself to take a swig and spilled some all over me in the process  

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Fishing lesson reaction

He literally taught us how to check out bait and only like 2% of us actually did it hahaha

Everyone is acting like they're listening though hahaha it was way too early to retain any information especially when I just planned to drink mimosas and chill all day lmao

Everyone is acting like they're listening though hahaha it was way too early to retain any information especially when I just planned to drink mimosas and chill all day lmao

My Tio Hector

My Tio Hector

My dadI feel bad cause I was all hurt about the way our conversation turned out the day he invited me that I hella didn't even want to go and even typed a big ass shit about how he's essentially a turd but I actually had an awesome time and I'm glad…

My dad

I feel bad cause I was all hurt about the way our conversation turned out the day he invited me that I hella didn't even want to go and even typed a big ass shit about how he's essentially a turd but I actually had an awesome time and I'm glad I didn't miss out on this opportunity! I felt guilty cause he's not a turd but sometimes I feel like he's like that because everyone's afraid to check him or say how they really feel and I got mad that I wanted to say some shit to him but felt like I had to hold my tongue so he doesn't get all asshurt! I guess sometimes I pop off easily without thinking things through. This trip showed me that we can just continue to try to build a strong father daughter relationship as long as we're both willing to participate in each other's hobbies. So stoked we're going to that comedy show!

My sister

My sister

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Wacky Jacky dude I forgot his name but he was nice

Wacky Jacky dude I forgot his name but he was nice

My Tio Pepe hahaha I typed that and it turns out I clicked the wrong shit hahaha people would read that and be like wtf there's no one there.....

My Tio Pepe hahaha I typed that and it turns out I clicked the wrong shit hahaha people would read that and be like wtf there's no one there.....

Thiiiiiiis is my Tio Pepe

Thiiiiiiis is my Tio Pepe

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Screenshots to Kacey&Livy

In our group text

I said this was going to be us in LA  hahaha

I said this was going to be us in LA  

hahaha

And this one cause Livy used to have that piercing and we all eat hot Cheetos plus one time I got all fucked up on Henny so this applied to all of us hahaha

And this one cause Livy used to have that piercing and we all eat hot Cheetos plus one time I got all fucked up on Henny so this applied to all of us hahaha

my sister sent me this one lmao

my sister sent me this one lmao

Tha Cownah

Moved to this little spot cause it's cozier! The only thing is that we're all sitting so close that Evette saw my phone when I was trying to show Adri my website but since there's no internet down there it wasn't loading and she hella called me out on my porn! She was like "WTF LEECHY ARE THOSE BALLS ON YOUR SCREEN? Wtf are you on?" Hahaha "Shut up man it was the porn I was watching last night way to put me on blast like that!" 

Lmao Maritza's not the center of attention

Lmao Maritza's not the center of attention

They were just watching her blink for 20 min

They were just watching her blink for 20 min

Then it was Adri's turn so we had to watch her blink for 20 min

Then it was Adri's turn so we had to watch her blink for 20 min

PHD  

Sept 1, 2016

Visalia, CA

Tony's House

Lmao I hella embarrassed myself at Tony's tonight after Amelia threw that piece of ice at Tony's head I said "BRUTALITY!" Insead of "FATALITY" what's even more funny is that only Amelia laughed and I thought to myself that was a good one why didn't anyone laugh oh I know they didn't hear me I should say it again hahaha then I tried to bring it up to Amelia in the car and it was only then that I realized how I had even fucked up hahaha I was like no wonder no one laughed! Amelia: "That's the only reason I laughed cause I knew what you were talking about but I was like man that could've been a good ass joke if she had said it right, then you said it twice like you didn't even know you fucked up" 

First of the Month

First hang out in forever

Lmao I should've taken a picture of the menu that said cocktails! Samara and I kept covering the tails part and pretending we were going to ask the bartender if he knew where we could get some of these

Lmao I should've taken a picture of the menu that said cocktails! Samara and I kept covering the tails part and pretending we were going to ask the bartender if he knew where we could get some of these

Lmao I was gonna wear my Cabrona y Que shirt too

Lmao I was gonna wear my Cabrona y Que shirt too

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Las hermanas

Las hermanas

Lmfao I like how we decided we needed the biggest table there so we ended up moving