they kill me every time!
Ward 21 - Ganja Smoke
Had this song stuck in my head before work lmao
I remember the first time I heard this song lol Robert showed me a bunch of cool shit like this, Collie Buddz, and The Expendables
I got to catch up with him and now we're in a group text! I love that I've been hella in touch with a bunch of my family!
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone
Was listening to this song on my way home today.
Lmfao I was all laughing at myself today telling Alyssa and Gladys about all the stupid shit I used to do like egging, prank calling, dog teasing and beaning hahaha
I remembered a story about me at my Tia Maria's a long time ago when the next door neighbors were being little pervs through the fence and I sprayed them in the eye with the water hose when they peeked through the holes in the fence hahaha I was a hella mañosa
Lmfao Gladys told me her son always asks about me now haha that's hella cute I guess he was biting his tablet case and tried to say it was a raccoon at my house lmfao I hella died when she told me!
Big Pink Chair - The Egg Song
Man this week is gonna be like work hard party harder!
Today I worked from 8:30-11:30 then from 3:30-11:30 something but tomorrow I get to go to a concert! I'm gonna see Deftones in Fresno with Kacey and Maritza I'll try to post pictures tomorrow night depending on how early I get back since Wednesday is late start at the school. I'm excited for tomorrow I get my tips too cause it's Tuesday! Then Saturday after work I'm heading to SF with my Tia Elda so we can take off at 5:30 am from Fisherman's Warf in SF I feel like I've been traveling once a week for the past three weeks already!
I was
Shit man
My birthday is like a month away idk what I want to do! How exciting I mean I've felt like I was 24 for months already but now that it's actually approaching I'm like ahh I want to do something cool like go to SF and buy film and a new septum piercing from the stores I like. But I'm already gonna be going this upcoming Sunday so idk we'll see what happens plus I have my school job again so idk maybe there will be a cool concert or something around that time
LA for the 2nd
Week in a row
My cousin Genesis and I had a good ass conversation the whole way there it felt like a short ass ride! Maybe bc I'm always sleeping
Had an Old Fashion with honey instead of simple syrup at Jack&Charlie's it was amazing!
We just went for laser hair treatment and came back! I had dinner with her friends they were super cool I had an awesome time I told her we should do it again!
Pulled Over
To take pictures of the sunset because it was so beautiful
August 18, 2016
On my way home from Woodlake
Rest In Peace uncle Herbie you were a cool funny dude who didn't give a fuck
Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot
Best Italian
Food I've had in a long ass time!
Met up with my mom, Tia Herman and my mom's sister Tia Lupe.
My cousin Chris' girlfriend was there eating with her parents!
Which reminds me Tony called me today lol I told him what I got for free from his friend that I wish I could post a picture of but I work at a school lmao. He asked me to write a letter of recommendation for him I'm excited we're gonna work on it this weekend. I want it to be amazing.
My mom, she got the pesto it was fucking bomb! She let me keep her left overs since she doesn't have a microwave! I was hella stoked I'm gonna eat that shit for breakfast tomorrow!
Everything but the actual pasta noodles is made from scratch it was bomb! Can't wait to go back! It's the new Italian restaurant in Woodlake
My Tia Herman she's hilarious!
Lol I think she was a little hurt that I told my Tia Lupe that she has hands like my late grandma because she does! So she asks me if hers do and Lupe hella shot her down "No I do see we have the same fingers" they really did though! My mom has the same nail beds but not the fingers how she does. Lmao my mom told a funny ass story about my little brother not wanting to do his homework.
My mom's sister Lupe, not to be confused with my Tia Lupe❤️
"Is mine flat?"
"She's not testing your ass Herman"
"Oh you get it through sexual intercourse?"
"No, just blowjobs. She's like, 'Oh shit I should get checked out then!" Lmfao never a dull moment with my family I swear
Went to go see my Tia Lupe's stone for the first time. I miss her so much. Not a day goes by that I don't think of her.
Started my first
August 17, 2016
Fire in my new fire pit that I had bought the night before at Walmart at Maritza. That was the night she was trying on pants in the pharmaceutical ads lmfao
my backyard is coming out so nice can't wait til everything's done!
I'll post pictures tomorrow depending on what time I get back from LA
Tried making ribs but someone told me you cook them for an hour and when I checked on them they were on fire lmao
At least my Chile Rellenos came out bomb lol
Screenshots to Sara
August 18, 2016
In Celebration
Of my laser hair removal that I'm getting tomorrow I'm posting this video of Lunell talking about her pussy being as, "Bald as a baby's ass y'all!" how mine's gonna be after tomorrow!
I got 5 on it!
Fuck yeah my cousin just invited me to go get laser! Not gonna lie since I haven't been hooking up with that dude I haven't been getting waxed I'm all scary movie status hahaha jk but still I've never done laser how exciting!
Senior Graduation 2010
Lmao I didn't even know I got a pic with Evette!
The Twins
And Sonia Bonia
January 4, 2016
Coffee and beer lmfao we're lowkey on a double date! This was the night I got that stupid ass call about someone trying to fight me for trying to get my TV fixed lmao
Lush Ass Portland
Six IX
La Esperanza
I think this was our last time meeting up at Espy's before Evette moved!
September 16, 2015
2:35 PM
Catela
I miss these glasses idk wtf happened to them
I miss my friend lmao
Lmfao why do I look so weird here
Cutler water tower
Hey Ma
Remate con La Bonita
September 6, 2015
Orosi, CA
Day fade
Snapchats from the day we got all turnt
May 30, 2016
I miss him fucking turd ass
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