March 19, 2014
Cotton Candy Skies
March 19, 2014
March 19, 2015
Reject
October 31, 2015
Bathroom Selfie Sesh
March 22, 2016
6:23pm
With the FaceTime camera when my screen was all cracked
Hanging out at Ruby's
November 21, 2015
9:47pm
March 23, 2016
So, pool...
Portland, 4:55PM
Fuck yo couch
At the bookstore before the cd store/record store
Portlandia
12:38pm
TBD & Wine (:
TBD Fest 2015
Sept 18, 2016
Me wearing my Jeffrey Dahmer's
Opeth
Lmfao this is the concert that Kacey and I always talk about because we got SOOOO turnt
I was so turnt that Jeremey felt the need to slap me hahaha they had gone bar hopping and Kacey and Jacob had done the VIP meet & greet all the while I was passed out in the car since the Michael Myers house
So I woke up still inturn up mode and Kacey and I met her man the son of the owner of the venue who had a million drink chips and got us all fucked up more so than we already were and we were both all fuckin blacked out by the end of the night! We stopped at a gas station and I don't remember anything after that except getting home and getting off the car
Oct. 24, 2015
Halloween!!!
Kacey and I getting turnt at a Mexican bar/Dave&Busters before checking out the Michael Myers house! I ended up passing out on the way to the venue lmao
I recently found out that my cousin Joey's wife Nora actually grew up down the st from it and she said this year if we need a place to stay we can stay with her and her parents cause they stay there too for Halloween!
October 24, 2015
Finally
Heard back from my cousin Tony today fucking asshole I feel like I've called andtexted him a million times
"What's up you little slut"
"Nothing just got home from getting hella dicked down"
"Wtf fool you can't talk to me like that don't say shit like that to me"
"Why not? You just called me a slut! I'm just fucking around anyways"
lmfao I can't kid around about getting dick but him and Chris can talk about pussy non-stop
I like tripping people out though he probably hella wasn't expecting that response anyways he says we're gonna have breakfast tomorrow but most of the time if you're in PLPV you're either talking shit, or you're full of it
July 29th 2016
Went out and made a new and better memory for this shirt. I feel like I had started to resent it because it was what I'd worn the night I walked out at AppleBee's but now it's the shirt I wore when I decided I wasn't going to be boring and park on the dance floor or should I say behind the dance floor. I said fuck it and put myself out there and got to dance. Lmfao I wore big ass heels too and kept accidentally stepping on people haha but shit I must have been doing something right cause a band member came up to me and asked me to dance. It crazy how many opportunities will arise when you're willing to be open. Haha my cousin Javis kept trying to hook me up with everyone! Except the guy I actually wanted to get with but I know he liked me he was just playing hard to get fucking braids!
Screenshots of funny shit
Hey Arnold is my shit
Most of the time that is why I'm late
Lmfao I died
Best Yard Sale Sign Ever
After the yard sale I went back to go get it so I can use it again later on today
8/6/16
Incocknito dick
Had Norma take pictures of my masterpiece and I
Sunrise - Yard Sale #1
July 29, 2016
6:15 am
Everclear - Santa Monica
I knew it!
I've been fucked up before but never to where I peed my pants! Mark squirted my shorts with water to make it look like I peed! Lmfao assholes had me fooled all day!
Young Ma
Embarrassing
Got all fucked up last night I can't believe I threw up everywhere, was dancing like an animal, and lying about getting dick all the time hahahaha I wish I was getting dick all the time I've only had one person.
It's crazy how every time I get fucked up like that I always say it's gonna be the last time but this time it really is when I drink I turn into someone I'm not; a fake whore lmao
Let the arachnophobia begin!
I walked into my room and saw this huge ass spider on a pair of shorts on the floor so I sprayed the fuck out of it with raid then I felt bad cause it didn't look like it was completely dead it looked in pain so I squished it I felt bad afterwards
But now I'm all paranoid about anything I leave on the floor
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